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In Defense of the Manic Pixie Dream Girl

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 09:02:00 -0700

An article I wrote in response to the many well-argued pieces about the detriments of the MPDG archetype.

http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2012/04/30/in-defense-of-the-manic-pixie-dream-girl/

Reblogged as I head to Morrissey at the Fox in Oakland tonight....

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:21:55 -0800

Reblogged as I head to Morrissey at the Fox in Oakland tonight. I play it both ways folks.

Real Life Daria

Thu, 01 Dec 2011 09:57:59 -0800

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Thu, 20 Oct 2011 18:49:29 -0700

infinitepet: thefrogman: Pixar Lamp Halloween costume. [video]...

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 18:37:43 -0700

infinitepet:

thefrogman:

Pixar Lamp Halloween costume.

[video]

that’s incredible.

emilyisofftherails: Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds - Dream...

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 18:35:27 -0700

emilyisofftherails:

Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds - Dream On

This song has been on major repeat for the last 24 hours.

Going as Dale Gribble for Halloween. Oh yeah.

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 10:25:51 -0700

Going as Dale Gribble for Halloween. Oh yeah.

Julie Powers from Scott Pilgrim with Edgar Wright. Best costume...

Sun, 25 Sep 2011 14:56:18 -0700

Julie Powers from Scott Pilgrim with Edgar Wright. Best costume ever.

Bridge School Benefit 2011

Tue, 06 Sep 2011 14:39:00 -0700

Line-up for the Sunday, Oct. 23 show. Holy fuck. I got my tickets.

Neil Young
Dave Mathews
Arcade Fire
Los Invisibles, featuring Carlos Santana, Cindy Blackman Santana & Guests
Eddie Vedder
Foo Fighters
Mumford & Sons
Tony Bennett
Beck
Jenny Lewis

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Tue, 06 Sep 2011 11:23:44 -0700

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Sat, 03 Sep 2011 15:53:21 -0700

Win a SIGNED copy of Neil Stephenson's Snow Crash!

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 10:54:00 -0700

Please tell anyone you know who might be interested! There will be many more contests to come. http://unonote.wordpress.com/.

One Note Stories

Sat, 20 Aug 2011 16:01:00 -0700

I’m going to write a story on a Post-It note everyday. Please join me on this absurd journey.

http://unonote.wordpress.com/

Arrested Development RECREATED WITH LEGOS

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 16:56:10 -0700

…more at the source. FRANKLIN!

Study: 96 Percent Of Humans Would Rather Be Animatronic Bear

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 16:34:00 -0700

A vast majority of human beings would prefer to have this existence, the study found.

CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA—The University of Virginia published the results of an extensive 18-month study Wednesday revealing that 96 percent of human beings across the planet would strongly prefer to be a singing, dancing animatronic bear.

The UVA researchers, who conducted thousands of surveys with residents of 196 different countries, discovered that despite belonging to diverse socioeconomic, racial, ethnic, and age groups, nearly all respondents said their ideal existence would involve being an animatronic bear wearing comfy overalls and a big floppy hat.

“While analyzing the collected data, we found that an overwhelming number of participants claimed the carefree, down-home life of a robotic bear was far more appealing than their own lives,” said Professor Daniel Vaughn, who led the study. “Most expressed a conviction that nothing would be more enjoyable than sitting on a plastic log, strumming a banjo, and singing songs on stage with their goofy animatronic bear friends.”

Vaughn also noted that many people were attracted to the prospect of an animatronic bear’s brief workday, insisting that performing songs for several minutes and then being allowed to power down and sleep for long stretches of time would be superior to a regular job.

In addition, study participants said receiving the adoration of young children, attending birthday parties every day, and working in a place that always smelled like fresh-baked pizza had greatly influenced their preference to be an electromechanical bear.

“Imagine a life in which there’s always a jamboree, it’s always a sunny day, and no one ever troubles you for anything,” said 46-year-old Cleveland native Charley Hale. “You never have to pay taxes, and all you really have to do is blow in a jug a few times, sing some dumb words, and happily smile away with your pretty animatronic girl bear at your side.”

“God, why can’t that be my life?” Hale added.

According to the 320-page study, 96 percent of respondents believe that performing a maximum of six programmed body movements and speaking in a limited number of prerecorded sounds must provide a comforting routine for robot bears, who can relax instead of worrying about what do with their arms and legs, or what to say and think.

“You wouldn’t even have to open the door to your little bear house, because it’s fully automated and pops open by itself,” said Mishkat Zia, 34, a resident of Rangpur, Bangladesh. “You just slide out on a rail and don’t have to stress out about which way you’re going. Plus, you don’t need to learn any of the songs, because they put all of that on a computer chip. And they have the air- conditioning blasting all the time.”

After interviewing thousands of participants, researchers learned that many people envied animatronic bears because they lack brains and are able to lead tranquil lives without ever experiencing doubt, sadness, or pain. The study also found that most people would rather have an animatronic bear’s single, smiling facial expression, which seems to indicate constant happiness.

Sociologist Diana Norris, who examined and analyzed the data from the survey, found that every person in the study expressed concerns about the frailty of the human body, which they felt was inferior to the animatronic bear’s mechanical anatomy.

“Participants were very worried about larger human issues like injuries, illnesses, and aging, but also things like sweating too much, getting fat, smelling bad, and feeling sore,” said Norris, adding that survey respondents liked the idea of being very soft like a bear. “In addition, most noted that if an animatronic bear did have a problem, a technician would repair it right away. A small percentage said even if they stopped working entirely, they would still rather be a nonfunctioning animatronic bear than a human.”

Despite such widespread consensus on robotic bears, 4 percent of participants disagreed, saying they would prefer to be a life-sized wax replica of actor Harrison Ford.

Kristen Dunst in Melancholia

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 16:24:24 -0700

Kristen Dunst in Melancholia

Stream the New Mister Heavenly Album

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 16:55:30 -0700

Your summer is saved. You’re welcome.

http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/av/2011/08/album-stream-mister-heavenly—-out-of-love.html

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Sun, 14 Aug 2011 16:52:02 -0700

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Sun, 14 Aug 2011 16:49:33 -0700

This is the best thing to ever happen. I just sent him an...

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 16:26:00 -0700

This is the best thing to ever happen. I just sent him an interview request.